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More Sloth Facts:
  1. Sloths move slowly in order to protect themselves from predators, and to protect you from their insane kung fu.
  2. The highest base stat of a non-legendary Pokemon belongs to Slaking, who’s some kinda big sloth gorilla guy, I think.
  3. If a sloth were to steal your car, you wouldn’t be able to stop him as sloths do not obey the rules of man.
  4. Abraham Lincoln’s beard was actually a sloth. When he was shot by John Wilkes Booth, it leaped off and lead the manhunt for the assassin.
  5. Sloths support all of your life decisions. It’s okay.
  6. The amount of sloths it takes to reach from here to the moon is never enough.
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